What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 09:23

Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What are some sad truths about life?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service